The Spy in Your Underpants

This is pretty old hat – or old knickers – as news goes, but I’d not come across it before.

It’s reported that an Italian inventor has developed a “chastity timer” which attaches to the elastic of a normal pair of men’s or women’s underpants and records the frequency and length of time that the undergarments are removed.

“There will certainly be a market for it,” Giuseppe Cirillo said. “Couples who want to demonstrate their fidelity will wear it.”

Given that there remain many situations where it remains impractical to send one’s subbies out into the wider world with miscellaneous hardware locked around their nether regions I’m rather taken with the idea of having them wear an electronic underpants monitor instead. Attach it to a nice pair of all-enveloping pink silky long-legged knickers and you can be sure he hasn’t dropped them other than for the bare minimum of time to do his necessary business periodically.

Sadly the idea appears to have sunk without trace, as far as my rusty italian can determine!

LL

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